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IDIOTS ON MY FLOOR NOW BANNED AT PHILADELPHIA ACADEMY CHARTER HIGH SCHOOL!
Man Behind Bushes - One of my boring and crappy neighbors. ( 7/8/07 )
Immobile Man - Please read my rant about lemon and blue raspberry Jolly Ranchers. ( 5/23/07 )
Phone Call Man - The king of meaningless conversations. ( 5/11/07 )
Confrontation Girl - Most fat girls want to eat you. Some like to talk... ( 4/16/07 )
Green Cap Lady - I'll do anything for tacos. Here's proof. ( 4/8/07 )
The Speedo Father - Hollywood should make a movie about this weirdo from my gym. ( 3/24/07 )
Wonderful Woman - A fat woman who stalks me at my gym. ( 3/20/07 )
Horse Face Lady - She and her two friends are even weirder than they look. ( 3/2/07 )
Sir Clicks-A-Lot - My former boss -- and almost my last boss. ( 2/21/07 )
Little Hagen Loan Man - If you offer this guy a loan, he'll kick your ass. ( 2/21/07 )
Subway Saleswoman - Featuring the next character on Heroes. ( 2/6/07 )
Acne Thong Girl - The biggest bitch at my school. ( 2/6/07 )
Weirdo on Train Man - If you've ever taken the train in a big city, no explanation needed. ( 2/1/07 )
2006 Detroit Lions - This team includes Spicoli, Ferris Bueller, Milton, E. Honda and the Emperor! ( 2/1/07 )
Queen Dog Killer - This lady's a queen and a dog killer. Duh. ( 1/24/07 )
10 Cent - Subtract 40 cents from the rapper and you get this freak-show. ( 1/19/07 )
George Wonderbread Bush (Part 1) - Bush on the war against internet gambling. ( 1/16/07 )
Soup Spice Cookie Man - Meet the man with a vocabulary of four words. ( 1/16/07 )
Dog No Joke Girl - My dog is no joke, yo! ( 1/16/07 )
Me (Part 1) - I suck at working. ( 1/8/07 )
Christmas Card Companies - Counting cards makes you go insane. ( 12/27/06 )
2006 Oakland Raiders - A picture's worth 16 games. ( 12/27/06 )
Delawhore - A page dedicated to how much Delaware sucks. ( 12/10/06 )
Total Recall Man - Fireman Fred's best friend. ( 12/10/06 )
O.J. Simpson - A review of his new book! ( 11/18/06 )
Fireman Fred - South Park should have nominated this guy for the "Douche of the Year" Award. ( 11/15/06 )
Cockblocker Extraordinare - Meet the weirdo who ruined the game I didn't have. ( 11/15/06 )
Trick or Treaters - All of the weirdos come out for Halloween ( 11/01/06 )
Coconut Girls - When a hot girl actually shows up at my gym... ( 10/25/06 )
Penny Bombers - This explains why kids should shut up until they're at least 16. ( 10/23/06 )
Guess Who Guy - Never ask me this question. ( 10/13/06 )
Robot Sushi Man - Worst restaurant experience ever. ( 9/28/06 )
MOLFMA - Read about Fat Opera Message Man before you look at this. ( 9/25/06 )
Weirdo In Pool Man - When I have kids, I'll call this guy to babysit. ( 8/24/06 )
Howie Long's Writers - Someone out there hates Howie Long's son. ( 8/22/06 )
Compliance Alliance Assholes - Not suitable for those under 18. ( 8/22/06 )
Dumb Question Man - For anyone who says "there's no such thing as a dumb question." ( 8/17/06 )
The Unibrower - Fact: People with unibrows are more likely to committ suicide. ( 8/17/06 )
Toothpaste Throw Up Man - The first Idiot on my Floor to pass away. ( 8/17/06 )
Good Ole Chomper - This old woman was probably a circus side-show freak when she was young. ( 8/17/06 )
Judge Jackass - Meet the old man who won't be buried until 2066. ( 8/10/06 )
Ghost Scuz Girl - Hottest. Smelliest. Girl. Ever. ( 8/9/06 )
Mike Tyson Chick - Make sure you get a close look at a girl the next time you try to game her. ( 8/9/06 )
Crappy Parents - Some parents don't realize that the gym isn't a good place for a party. ( 8/8/06 )
Man of Few Ketchups - If you annoy me, I turn you into an idiot on my floor. ( 8/5/06 )
Bad Chicken Man - Fat Opera Message Man was this guy's best -- and only -- friend. ( 8/3/06 )
Fat Opera Message Man - That's not his real name, but it should be. ( 8/3/06 )
A Man Named Ffffskip - Read this unless you want to fffffskip it. ( 8/1/06 )
The Shallow One - If you sleep with this girl, you may not survive the night. ( 7/31/06 )
Anti-Metrosexual - The polar opposite of Mega Metrosexuals, but just as dumb. ( 7/31/06 )
Mega Metrosexuals - God help us if the male gender is turning into this. ( 7/29/06 )
The Ice Queen - Maybe someone can melt her heart one day. ( 7/28/06 )
College Cocker President - This guy is a million times worse than Dean Wormer. ( 7/28/06 )
Professor So So So So So - Yet another professor who may or may not be human. ( 7/27/06 )
White Trash Master - Did you know white gangstaz have a fear of fat people? ( 7/26/06 )
Jotheph Scarfman - When you hear a girly scream while taking a shower, be careful... ( 7/25/06 )
Neil Goldman's Long-Lost Twin - Call Neil Goldman. I found his long-lost twin. ( 7/24/06 )
Invisible Staircase Girl - You'll cry after you hear her story. ( 7/21/06 )
Phantom of the Oprah - There is no single sentence that can do her justice. ( 7/24/06 )
Fat ROTC Guys - A pair of idiots who lived on my floor junior year. ( 7/20/06 )
Count Einstein - One of the many weird professors I had at college. ( 7/20/06 )
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Aug. 6, 2007
Idiots On My Floor will be taking an update break until January.
July 8, 2007
New Idiot (Man Behind Bushes). New Drunken Rant (Cheesesteaks and Ketchup). New Section in Menu.
June 30, 2007
Family Matters 2000 - Season Two, Episode Eleven.
June 19, 2007
Family Matters 2000 - Season Two, Episode Ten.
May 24, 2007
Family Matters 2000 - Season Two, Episode Nine. New Idiot (Immobile Man).
May 11, 2007
Family Matters 2000 - Season Two, Episode Eight (Preview and Regular episode). New Idiot (Phone Call Man).
May 6, 2007
Family Matters 2000 - Season Two, Episode Seven.
New Idiots on my Floor. More Drunken Rants. Family Matters 2000 Season 2. More stuff I can't remember right now.
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