Like any normal college student, I went out drinking four nights a week. Sometimes more.

If I came back to my place by myself, I had a habit of opening up Microsoft Word and typing away. Luckily, I saved most of my drunken rants when I woke up the next day.

This section of IdiotsOnMyFloor.com will give you excerpts of those drunken rants.

Note: These are not edited. The spelling and grammatical errors have been preserved to capture the essence of my drunkenness.