Turkey Thief

  I 'm wait fing for Josh to play the Nutceracker on DVD so I can hear it but he's b=olaing some ultra creepy music right now that sounds like people are ona  dearth march to Rosie O'Donnel;'s trauoph.

That's a scary place to be, espceically if you're a hot woman because we all kniow the secret stuff Rosie afrer believe you me.








This is how fat I am: I ate a cheese snadiwch ongiht and i gave my cat a piece of tiyrkey.








BUt i wass so fat i got jealous of my cat and i stole the turkey away from him and ate it .








Ha1 Stupisd cat I stole your turkey you son of a bitch.



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