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In the early '90s, Family Matters was a TV show on ABC. It moved to CBS in the late '90s, but no one knew about it because no one watches CBS. If you're
unfamiliar about the show, just look it up on Wikipedia.
In August 2006, Family Matters and IdiotsOnMyFloor.com struck a deal to produce more episodes of Family Matters. The show is now called Family Matters
Check out the episodes I've posted so far. More will be added later.
WARNING: Some of the following episodes contain language not suitable for psychotic, over-protective parents.
Episode 1 - Carl Winslow begins his search for Osama bin Laden.
Episode 2 - Carl Winslow battles Osama in an epic struggle.
Episode 3 - Carl Winslow and his best friend get into a fight.
Episode 4 - Will Judy Winslow get kicked off the show?
Episode 5 - Carl Winslow prevents an armed robbery at a 7-11.
Episode 6 - Rachel opens a restaurant with a famous partner.
Episode 7 - Carl Winslow meets his new neighbors and becomes interested in Urkel's new invention.
Episode 8 - Make sure you watch the Preview of this Episode first. It's the sequel to Season One, Episodes 7 & 8.
Episode 9 - Eddie Winslow gets a basketball scholarship. Just one problem...
Episode 10 - Carl Winslow and the Case of the Missing Lemon Jolly Ranchers.
Episode 11 - Little Ritchie gets banished from the Winslow house.
Episode 12 coming soon!
Episode 1 - Eddie Winslow gets into trouble. Can Carl Winslow bail him out?
Episode 2 - Carl Winslow gets into trouble with his wife.
Episode 3 - Urkel tries to win Laura's heart.
Episode 4 - Makes sure you've read THIS before you check out Episode 4.
Episode 5 - Eddie Winslow gets into trouble. Can Carl Winslow bail him out?
Episode 6 - With prom coming up, who will be Laura's date?
Episode 7 - The Winslows go on a family vacation.
Episode 8 - The conclusion of the Winslow Family Vacation in Disney World.
Episode 9 - Carl Winslow meets his new neighbors.
Episode 10 - Carl Winslow decides whether or not to defend America.
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Aug. 6, 2007
Idiots On My Floor will be taking an update break until January.
July 8, 2007
New Idiot (Man Behind Bushes). New Drunken Rant (Cheesesteaks and Ketchup). New Section in Menu.
June 30, 2007
Family Matters 2000 - Season Two, Episode Eleven.
June 19, 2007
Family Matters 2000 - Season Two, Episode Ten.
May 24, 2007
Family Matters 2000 - Season Two, Episode Nine. New Idiot (Immobile Man).
May 11, 2007
Family Matters 2000 - Season Two, Episode Eight (Preview and Regular episode). New Idiot (Phone Call Man).
May 6, 2007
Family Matters 2000 - Season Two, Episode Seven.
New Idiots on my Floor. More Drunken Rants. Family Matters 2000 Season 2. More stuff I can't remember right now.
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