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HAPPY SINGLES DAY!!!
Anti-Love across the nation and making fun of poor saps who spend tons
of money on Valentines Day.
the new holiday that is sweeping the nation. Don't get me wrong; Anti-Love
is not hate as some people would think. Anti-Love is just no love.
Because single people get the shaft every year, it's time for revenge. Let's count the money in our wallets and purses that we didn't
spend on flowers, candy and dinner reservations. Let's shove it in the
face of couples and laugh, just like they laugh at us on Feb. 14.
In a relationship? You can still celebrate
Singles Day! Unlike Valentines Day, we don't exclude anyone from our festivities. Just make sure you wear blue and black -- the opposite of red
What to say to someone else on Singles Day? Just walk up to a friend or
a stranger and say, "I don't love you, man."
This is what a world full of anti-love
would look like.
My friend Alexia recently informed me of the following: "We just learned about this in class - in Czechoslovakia, they never had Valentines Day,
until advertisers from the U.S. started selling their Hallmark ideas, and now they "officially" celebrate it - it's capitalism at it's finest!"
Not just capitalist, Alexia. Barbaric! In response to this, I propose we have the Czechs celebrate our Singles Day. How do we do that? Easy:
Wow, I should be President. I would kick so much ass.
By the way, I just looked through my wallet to see how much money I saved by not celebrating Valentine's Day. After searching through the cobwebs, I found
three dollar bills. But upon further inspection, I realized that one of the bills was Canadian, so in reality, I had negative-5 dollars in my wallet. Son
of a bitch!
Day is now and forever on Feb. 15. Help spread Singles Day and Anti-Love
across the nation by sending this Web page to as many people as possible!
Singles Day Facts:
Singles Day was created on Feb. 15, 2004.
As I mentioned earlier, the official colors of Singles Day are blue and black -- the opposite
of red and white.
What to wear on Singles Day? Wear blue and black (i.e. black hoodie
Cheetos is the official snack of Singles Day. Why? Because Cheetos kick
Thanks to my friend Sim for suggesting KFC to be the official restaurant of Singles Day. Bringing someone to KFC shows them you have great
taste, but you don't really care all about them.
I want this holiday to grow and to include more things, so IM my Web site moderator at "SOS Walter"
if you have any more ideas.
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Aug. 6, 2007
Idiots On My Floor will be taking an update break until January.
July 8, 2007
New Idiot (Man Behind Bushes). New Drunken Rant (Cheesesteaks and Ketchup). New Section in Menu.
June 30, 2007
Family Matters 2000 - Season Two, Episode Eleven.
June 19, 2007
Family Matters 2000 - Season Two, Episode Ten.
May 24, 2007
Family Matters 2000 - Season Two, Episode Nine. New Idiot (Immobile Man).
May 11, 2007
Family Matters 2000 - Season Two, Episode Eight (Preview and Regular episode). New Idiot (Phone Call Man).
May 6, 2007
Family Matters 2000 - Season Two, Episode Seven.
New Idiots on my Floor. More Drunken Rants. Family Matters 2000 Season 2. More stuff I can't remember right now.
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